About Me

Martin Milnes was born in Wiltshire in an isolated spot now commemorated by a stone circle.

Little is known about his early life but after leaving school, he left home to go off around the world but only made 5 miles before he was taken in and adopted as a computer operator and trainee managing director until absconding the following year.

Using the now familiar disguise, he reappeared on a computing course at Portsmouth Polytechnic and finished three years later confident that a working knowledge of paper-tape and punched cards would be vital in his future career.

Ending up in central London he got a job in a helium factory where people spoke very highly of him. He worked his passage back to Wiltshire as an embedded systems software engineer.

Away from the world of computers, Martin Milnes devotes his time to searching for intelligent life on Big Brother and continuing to seek a lasting peace in north Wiltshire.